I’m trying to write a little blurb for an “about us” section right now. I find things like this hard to do. It’s like, I don’t know… what do you want to know? Seriously, write in and tell me. Or just write it for me. That would be good.
All sorts of facts are going through my head but I don’t think they’ll make the final cut. For instance:
Sometimes people ask if we are twins. We’re not. I’m 18 months older than Corran.
We have a little sister. Her name is Annan. Our parents named the three of us after places in Scotland. She lives up in Glasgow where she is learning the deadly art of hair and make up. Keep an eye out for her work on the big screen in the years ahead.
She’s getting married next month. That will be fun. I better start doing some calve muscle exercises so I don’t look like a skinny-ninny goat, goof when I put the kilt on.
I’m allergic to nuts. Corran isn’t.

The closest thing we have to a religious faith is a love for Greek Mythology. We are especially partial to Athena.
If it ever seems like my writing is weak then maybe you should consider the possibility that English could be my second language. It’s not but it’s pretty rude when people just assume like that.
There’s another fact for you, Corran and I only speak one language- and we’re not even too hot with that one. It is our goal to speak many languages though, starting with French. So feel free to leave emails and messages in French- or whatever language you want. We have to learn somehow.
God, there are some really noisy people outside today. All these trucks are driving by and everyone is honking their horns and yelling… There is this one old, cackling hag in particular that I hope gets hit by a derailed train sometime soon.

Anyway, it’s hard to do these “about us” type things. We’re just a couple of artist/filmmakers doing our thing in London, England. We don’t want no trouble.
Hey, that’s it! Boom, simple!