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The New Site


So we just decided that today is the official launch of the new site. I mean,what the hell right? We’d like to thank Mike for his patience with us while he helped set it up. We did buy him a bottle of coke though, so it’s not like it was charity or anything -one thing Arran and I believe in is giving back to the community.

We’re actually getting pretty excited about this space now. We’ve made it easier to post things. Lots of things. Things like, I don’t know, stories and artwork, maybe the odd recipe or somet… animations (that’d be nice) film clips (even better) animated film clips (boomzieeeez!) just awesome shit basically. That’s the idea anyway, I don’t think we’ll ever be finished building this site so we’ll just say “game on!”

Come and get involved in the action! Send us your thoughts. Send us your poor, your meek, your naked photos. Just Kidding. Don’t send us your poor or your meek. How useless are they?!

Not Sure Where To Put This Yet…

so it goes here.

Human Inhabitant

Oh How I Do Miss L’Elephant


I was taken to Up The Creek on Sunday to see the comedy. Apparently it wasn’t a usual Sunday but i wouldn’t know because it was my first time there. Anyway, they had a cabaret thang going on so you had your jazz band and The Puppini Sisters and Keda Breeze, the burlesque dancer form Birmingham -which, i don’t know…. ever since The Sultans Elephant came tromping through London burlesque dancers popping balloons to reveal what-you-could-already-see-through-the-balloons don’t really do it for me anymore… Did they ever do it for me? Just seems like L’elephant has raised the bar about 3 stories high and Russell Brand showing up late, however fashionably and trendy, and having nout prepared, falls short of entertainment.
I tell ya who did cut the proverbial mustard that night, a pair called Dirty Fan Male. You should check them out if you ever get the chance. Oh how we laughed.

(stole L’elephant footage from Mike who has also been helping us set up our new website thank you very much)

This is Milo

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Just like to say a big congratulations to Leslie and Chris.
for the cute baby action.

Targetpracticesaywhat?

JC vs T-Rex

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Just thought we’d give you something to look at while we try to build our new site. This photo was taken by amateur photographer Ray Watt -or maybe he’s a pro photographer, the story’s not clear- It shows T.Rex and Spiderman and possibly Luke Cage trying to defeat a very white Jesus on a cloud.

They’re making a Luke Cage movie by the way. Directed by John Singleton and starring Tyrese Gibson as the hero for hire.

Ok, I’m going to get back to making this website more than lame.